The first children will obviously be Edward Benjamin, and Rebecca <wife's name. My second son's name will be Edward. One of my mother's 6 names (yes 6 names) is Rebekka.............................. (My dad is Charles, and /his/ dad was Edward) SCARY. HELP.

On Thu, 23 Jun 2005 15:52:10 +0000 (UTC), This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it That's like Kate being short for Bob. Sorry, I don't have an Uncle Kate. I do have a cousin Bob though. Is she hot? Sid

I think we should stick with the whole naming-after-UKSF-froupers tradition.  Bagsy me Michael, cos the rest of you have wankey names. Joe is ok, but I don't do shortened names, and Joseph is horrid. Maybe I could have Jonah instead? Osbourne's always a big hit with the ladies.

Oh good.  I've finally got something to look forward to again, cos I should be going on holiday without the (small) child in September. Unfortunately I still have to take Nick with me. They're wrong, it never gets better, ever, ever. HTH

I'm using btnpierced because Ben has broad shoulders and I felt fucking bad using a picture of the only other cunt I could think of at the time. I have very narrow shoulders and an urge to kill. I lost my urge to kill a few weeks ago but it is back and stronger than ever after I failed to receive replies from several cuntmasters I contacted recently. Honestly, I must have dog shit smeared on my e-mail addy because even financial billing services don't reply to me. I'm thinking of sending death threats to certain World Leaders just to see if my fucking e-mail address actually works. I might get thrown into a hole for the rest of my life but at least I'll know those fucking webmasters were just ignoring me.

SCARY. HELP. My children will also be impeccably well-behaved most of the time, save for the occasional lapse that will show them to be human, but from which they will always learn a lesson. And, God help me, they'll probably be privately educated too. BTN